Cease & Desist: Letters from the Literary Dead

Welcome, dear reader, to the Literary Offenses Archive—a growing collection of posthumous protest letters from history’s most revered writers, thinkers, and other long-dead intellectuals who have had enough of the 21st century’s nonsense.

Herein lie cease and desist notices drafted from beyond the grave. These are not polite literary critiques. These are ghostwritten indictments, clawed from coffin lids and inked in eternal frustration.

What crimes await?

Erotic interpretations of evolutionary theory.

The TikTok-ification of Freudian trauma.

Monster boyfriends that make Mary Shelley wish she’d burned Frankenstein.

Austen cosplays where Mr. Darcy gets thirst-trapped.

Tech bros defiling Tesla’s legacy—mid-backseat romp.

And, yes, Poe merch that says “Nevermore, Daddy.”

Each scroll filed here is a funeral dirge with a legal tone.
Each letter, a haunted sigh from an author who’s watching you… and judging.

Browse at your own peril. Quote wisely. And remember:
Just because they’re dead doesn’t mean they’re silent.