“You have not created romantic fantasy. You have created a fever dream in lace.”
“I did not endure the social constraints of the 18th century simply so that you could fake-faint into a chaise lounge and caption it ‘Darcy just left me on read.’”
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“The Raven was never meant to be cute.”
“You have turned my poetic despair into content, my madness into merch, and my bird into a branding icon.”
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“The Raven was never meant to be cute.”
“You have turned my poetic despair into content, my madness into merch, and my bird into a branding icon.”
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Sigmund Freud vs. Mommy TikTok From the Subconscious of Dr. Sigmund Freud(Father of Psychoanalysis, Hater of TikTok, Currently Chain-Smoking in the Afterlife) To the self-proclaimed parenting experts, mommyfluencers, gentle-parenting evangelists, and algorithm-fueled life coaches responsible for the content posted under the unholy banner of #MommyTok, It has come to my deeply unsettled attention that my
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Mary Shelley vs. YA Monster Romance From the Shade of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley(Author, Visionary, Mother of Monsters, and Now Unwilling Muse to Mediocrity) To the editors, authors, screenwriters, and entire marketing department behind the travesty known as “Frankie: The Untold Story of the Sexy Monster Boy Who Loved Me,” Permit me—though I would much rather
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Celestial Balances Welcome to the enthralling university world of “Celestial Balances,” an astrology-inspired series that explores the intricate dance of Yin and Yang within the bustling life of a modern college campus. Here, students from diverse backgrounds and disciplines cross paths, each driven by their unique, astrological destinies that mirror the celestial forces of the
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